8oz porcelain mug saying "The great things...Asshole..." nurse

8oz porcelain mug saying "The great things...Asshole..." nurse"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot an ASSHOLE at 100 metres" Printed twice to make sure that no matter which hand you hold your cuppa in you can still see the text. This is our stunning 8oz porcelain mug which has the fine lip and sides to make the drinking experience that little bit more refined. The porcelain mug is approximately 102mm high and 70mm diameter. Now after that all important drink you will want to keep this ready

"Only a WOMAN who has given birth without an epidural can truly appreciate  MAN FLU"

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot an ASSHOLE at 100m

"Always follow your heart (but take your brain along for the journey)"

Bonus is that it will also keep your drink cold in the summer for 24 hours

This water bottle comes with two different tops so will adapt with you

"I don't have a bad temper just a quick reaction to"

The second is a push/pull top which helps reduce those unwanted dribbles when you are drinking on the go

"The great thing about GETTING OLDER is being able to spot a NUMPTY at 100 metres"

"The most DANGEROUS thing in the world is a SMILING WOMAN"

This should therefore fit into most drinks holders

Great for the winter

"I'm a very special kind of twat