Way Too Close T-Shirt Color:Maroon it’s deadpan

it’s deadpan

and anyone who’s been told they’re “a lot” more than once

but that knife in its mouth says otherwise

breathable cotton and a unisex fit that pairs perfectly with silence and snacks

Way Too Close T-Shirt Color:Maroon it’s deadpanIf you can read this, congratulationsyoure standing exactly where you shouldnt be. This design delivers the message loud and clear for anyone who values personal space and isnt afraid to enforce it with a little dry humor. Simple, direct, and painfully relatable, its the perfect response to those who havent quite mastered the concept of distance. Printed on a soft, lightweight, breathable tee built for all day comfort, this funny sarcastic shirt pairs